Definition:-noun (Bi-ole-uh) Bible Institution of Los Angeles. Located at 36.802534 Long., -120.019025 Lat.
Freshmen Definition: Probably your back up plan for a Christian University in Southern California.
Pros:
-Voted by US News as one of the 20th best colleges for 2009.
-If you didn't fit in at High School, welcome.
-If you didn't attend an organized school at all and had your mother teach you, welcome.
-The pressure of being athletic is not enforced.
-No such thing as ALPHA for freshmen.
Cons:
-Being in the shadow of APU at all times.
-Small.
-The Cougar Walk is not an eatery choice for you at lunch.
3 comments:
and...it sucks.
Its in your family blood taylor.
Funniest shit yet.
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