Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Breaking News ---- West Campus Burns to the Ground

In an apparent protest of Cougar Walk operating hours several hundred students have burned West Campus down. Coug Patrol was on site for the start of the flames.

The majority of the crowd was heard chanting "We want Cougar Walk 24-7... because that sounds like heaven" Some were also yelling about wanting Quesadilla delivery options. 

Jon Wallace was quoted on site as saying "We want Cougar Walk 24-7... because that sounds like heaven."

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I heard they were burning Hertige Burgers