"I am the fastest person I have ever met." -CJ Eckman
Who here thinks they are faster than CJ? According to him, no one. This Friday The Coug Walk will be putting this to the test. If you think you can beat him, please comment on this post. The winner will receive a prize of great worth.
PS: The Cornerstone Cuties will be in attendance to the race. Wear collard shirts boys.
We the Trollers of the United Tables of the Coug, in Order to form a more perfect Coug Union, establish Justice, insure local Tranquility, provide for the common quesadilla Consumer, promote the local Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our APU Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United Tables of the Walk.