As you all may know thursday's are big on the Coug, we want to invite one and all to spend the day with us, just trolling. Grab a friend take a seat, scope some peeps, or what ever your heart desires. Come on over about . . . noon.
We will be discussing and making plans for our upcoming event: COUGSTOCK '08, our first annual, semi-casual, Block Party, "Rock on the Walk."
A rumor has been circulating around campus that Jon Wallace will personally evict any student who may have had a part in the sign theft. The walk council believes that this rumor is true.. Decide at your own risk
As many of you know today at approximately 9:25 am the Locals Only sign was announced through the board as missing. After realizing the thief had not removed the nail the School Administration was removed from the suspects list. Still considered armed and dangerous are Kristy Norman, Brooke Mazzariello, Katie Tubbs and Mandy Peters, Barack Obama (because of the endorsement of John McCain) and Emily Mazzariello (Den Dweller). Please Comment or go to the Cougar Walk with any information. Free quesadilla to anyone who comes forward with information leading to the sign.
Peter: You will discover an unexpected treasure.... on the coug.
Taylor: Seek friendship and you will find it.... at the coug.
CEEJ: Be cautious with your financial dealings .... on the coug.
Bretow: Your present plans are going to succeed.... on the coug.
That last one applies to all of those who are part of the Locals, aka the Coug Patrol, aka Tiger Dome, aka Chancellors of the Coug, aka Board of the Coug, aka Judge and Jury of the Coug, aka Representatives on the Coug.
We the Trollers of the United Tables of the Coug, in Order to form a more perfect Coug Union, establish Justice, insure local Tranquility, provide for the common quesadilla Consumer, promote the local Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our APU Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United Tables of the Walk.