Friday, September 11, 2009

Rumored "Cougar Walk Burrito" spotted in the wild.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Word On The Coug - Closed

Friends -
Today is a very sad day. Word on The Coug has officially been closed until further notice. Our reasons for this are many but they include those listed below. 

1. Ant infestation on the Coug

2. Aborigines on the Coug who don't like to have their picture taken

3. Low posts to new friendship ratio

4. Decreasing popularity of us and increasing popularity of the Coug

5. Excessive lines 

6. Lack of comment support

7.  Low ad revenue 

8. Lack of free Quesadillas 

9. Declining bean and rice quality

10. Weather deterioration 

11. Low poll particaption

12. Un-safe chair conditions

13. Stolen locals only sign

14. To many people saying "You guys have to much free time" 

15. Irritiable bowel movements from an only quesadilla diet

16. Quesadilla addiction rates are raising 

17. Low meal plan counts

18. Weak polish dog inventory

19. No Kosher food menu 

20. Weak wi-fi connectivity 

21. Authors moving to foreign countries 

22. Leighton who recently signed up for study abroad in Spain solely because he thought the quesadilla was invented there has now realized it was invented in Mexico

23. C.J. who is going to South Africa solely to see Cougars has now realized Cougars do not live there

24. People actively avoiding the Coug solely because they don't want to say hi to us. 

25. Lack of respect for Coug employees 

26. Jeopardizing future employment opportunities for the authors

All and all the situation is... negative

Walk on, but this Coug is off. 

Protect the Coug!

Rumors of the late have been filled with talk of attacks plotted against the Coug!  We here take your safety highest among our priorities.  In response to these heinous pre-crimes a "Bomb-Squad" has been formed for your safety.  
Apart of these braves souls include regulars and friends of the Coug.  For your protection the "Bomb-Squad" has been meeting twice daily under the protection of our very own, very safe, C-Dome.  Agendas usually consist of throwing ideas around the table, and we adjourn with one person left with responsibility of carrying out the subject matter of the meeting, it is a high honor to hold this title.
Again patrons of the Coug you have nothing to worry about your safety is in our hands!  Go with the comfort of the Coug and be happy.

Friday, November 21, 2008

quesadilla with ketchup? New technique in question.

A new "fad" happening on the coug is to eat your quesadilla with ketchup. Traditionalists and Locals much like the Coug patrol look down upon this style of eating. It is being brought into a court of Coug by the Foreign Affairs Minister and also the Enforcer and Foot Patrol of the Coug. Beware Ketchup Krew, for you will not stand long.


Much like the Geico Gecko, the hot dog has eluded many a crafty photograph since our tenure here at APU. However, today, a day that will live in history, this streak has ended.
The hot dog put up an unbelievable fight, and ran as hard as he could, very similar to another hot dog I know........

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