Emergency Information Request

Today the board of the coug reviewed a series of recent suspicious incidents. Including but not limited too: 

Bee hive found on the coug premises

Rainstorm occurring close to coug operation hours 

Electrical malfunction on the coug

Runny beans

 After review of the facts the board of the coug believe that there may be a spy in our midst. Possible suspects include:

Taco Bell

Taco King

Jon Wallace

Various Den Dwellers

A rival organization know as the "Cornerstone Cuties" 

The State of California

Ghosts 

Please report any suspicious activity to us immediately. Suspicious activity could include, but is not limited too:

Rain dances

People wearing Bee suits

People carrying firearms 

People looking suspicious 

Any information leading to a cougviction will be rewarded by 27 virgin quesadillas after death.