Bee hive found on the coug premises
Rainstorm occurring close to coug operation hours
Electrical malfunction on the coug
After review of the facts the board of the coug believe that there may be a spy in our midst. Possible suspects include:
Various Den Dwellers
A rival organization know as the "Cornerstone Cuties"
The State of California
Please report any suspicious activity to us immediately. Suspicious activity could include, but is not limited too:
People wearing Bee suits
People carrying firearms
People looking suspicious
Any information leading to a cougviction will be rewarded by 27 virgin quesadillas after death.