Bee hive found on the coug premises
Rainstorm occurring close to coug operation hours
Electrical malfunction on the coug
Runny beans
After review of the facts the board of the coug believe that there may be a spy in our midst. Possible suspects include:
Taco Bell
Taco King
Jon Wallace
Various Den Dwellers
A rival organization know as the "Cornerstone Cuties"
The State of California
Ghosts
Please report any suspicious activity to us immediately. Suspicious activity could include, but is not limited too:
Rain dances
People wearing Bee suits
People carrying firearms
People looking suspicious
Any information leading to a cougviction will be rewarded by 27 virgin quesadillas after death.
1 comment:
what about bees wearing people suits?
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