Locals Only Sign Theft Update

As many of you know today at approximately 9:25 am the Locals Only sign was announced through the board as missing.  After realizing the thief had not removed the nail the School Administration was removed from the suspects list.  Still considered armed and dangerous are Kristy Norman, Brooke Mazzariello, Katie Tubbs and Mandy Peters, Barack Obama (because of the endorsement of John McCain) and Emily Mazzariello (Den Dweller). Please Comment or go to the Cougar Walk with any information.  Free quesadilla to anyone who comes forward with information leading to the sign.  

-C.J.